Quack

I’ve held a lot of jobs over the years, and one thing that has stayed consistent throughout each job is my passion for training people. Whether it was my job as a teacher, a security guard, a server, or a retail manager, I enjoy watching someone learn something new. It isn’t always easy, sometimes you […]

Manic Monday

There are lots of songs with valuable life lessons. Tim McGraw’s “Live Like You Were Dying” is an amazing song about enjoying every moment of your life. “Sumer of 69” taught us that sometimes life gets in the way of our childhood dreams, and that’s okay. “Poison” from Bel Biv Devoe taught us to never […]

Everything I Do

First, I would like to apologize to my Patreon supporters. My plan this week was to write about The Rock, the Nicolas Cage/Sean Connery action/heist film. I call it a heist film because it still involved a detailed infiltration plan with tangible goals, even though the protagonists weren’t trying to steal money or paintings or […]

Be Prepared

Note – Any similarities to a politician who may or may not be currently in a position of power is unintentional on my part, but that politician should probably do more to avoid being a striking comparison to a murderous cartoon lion with totalitarian tendencies. Just saying. In the Lion King, there are animals who […]

Kiss From A Rose

Sometimes a movie is so bad that the only redeeming quality is its soundtrack. Queen of the Damned is one of those movies. But then sometimes there’s a movie so bad that just one song on the soundtrack is the entire high point of the movie. That’s where we find ourselves with Batman Forever. Holy […]

Blank Check

It’s a common trope for the parents in children’s movies to be awful. There’s usually a parent (frequently the father) who is terrible but goes on to learn a valuable lesson. This week we’ll be discussing how terrible a father Fred Waters from Blank Check is. Fred is the father of main character Preston, despite […]

Basil of Baker Street

I don’t know why, but I went through a phase recently critiquing plans to usurp royalty.  It’s why I chose to write about Three Musketeers, and this week it’s Great Mouse Detective. Look, if you’re going to try to take on the throne, you’ve gotta be smart about it. And there’s no room for this […]